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Paris Fashion Week Announces New Trend: Everything Must Be Black And Identical
Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat cover Paris Fashion Week’s boldest innovation yet.
Paris Fashion Week announced this week that all fashion must now be identical black outfits, with fashion distinction coming only from “subtle variations in black tone” that are imperceptible to human vision.
“Fashion is becoming too diverse,” explained Fashion Director Margot Leclerc. “We’re standardizing everything. All black. All identical. Distinction will come from abstract fashion concepts rather than visible difference. Only true fashion connoisseurs will perceive the differences.”
Designers now show identical black outfits while explaining their “subtle variations” through avant-garde fashion philosophy. Audiences sit in darkened auditoriums unable to see the clothing while fashion critics write glowing reviews about invisible distinctions.
Paris Fashion Week has transformed fashion into fashion theory. The clothing is invisible. The concepts are paramount.
This is fashion for people who don’t care about actual fashion but care deeply about appearing sophisticated.
SOURCE: https://bohiney.com/
