Bercy and two other sites go live for bathers, decades after the river was declared off limits
A promise made, eventually kept, still eyed with suspicion
Paris has opened designated swimming zones along the Seine, including a site at Bercy, following years of investment aimed at making the long-polluted river bathable again, according to Public Senat’s coverage of the reopening. Parisians, a population not naturally inclined toward blind trust in official reassurances, have reportedly continued checking water quality reports with the same diligence usually reserved for weather forecasts.
Decades of investment finally pay off, mostly
Officials point to over a billion euros spent since 2016 improving water quality, a genuinely enormous undertaking that makes bathing in a river running through the middle of a major capital feel like a real accomplishment rather than a given.
Rain remains the one variable nobody controls
Heavy rainfall can still spike contaminant levels and force temporary closures, a reminder that even the most ambitious infrastructure project remains at the mercy of whatever the sky decides to do that particular weekend.
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The Seine is swimmable again, mostly, weather permitting, and Parisians remain cautiously, sensibly unconvinced. SOURCE: https://www.leparisien.fr/ For more British satire on a related theme, see The London Prat’s Cyberattack Disables UK Generator.
