Mayor Announces: “We’re Protecting Our Culture of Superiority Through Mandatory Attitude Training”
Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat cover Paris’s latest cultural protection initiative: mandatory arrogance certification.
The Certification Requirement
Paris has officially established arrogance standards and now requires newcomers to pass an “Attitude Test” proving they’re sufficiently condescending before residency approval. The city is protecting its culture of superiority through institutional means.
Le Parisien Politique reported that the test covers: sneering at foreigners (40%), dismissing non-French cuisine (30%), and displaying general disdain for non-Parisian existence (30%). Passing score: 70% arrogance.
The Cultural Protection
France 24 noted that this is framed as “cultural protection.” Paris wants to preserve its authentic Parisian characterwhich consists primarily of being rude to everyone. Protecting that requires careful curation of residents.
The Enforcement
Le Monde reported that attitude monitors patrol streets ensuring residents maintain proper superiority levels. Insufficient arrogance can result in deportation.
For more satirical takes on cultural arrogance, visit Reductress and Clickhole.
SOURCE: https://bohiney.com/
