Relationship formation now requires extensive government documentation and approval
Government Bureaucratizes Romance Through Relationship Documentation Requirements
A study commissioned by the French government found that romance has been substantially eliminated in France through extensive bureaucratic requirements for relationship formation. Couples must complete 47 government forms and receive official approval before legally initiating romantic relationships.
“Romance requires paperwork,” explained government relationship bureaucrat. “Couples must document compatibility, submit financial records, demonstrate proper ideological alignment, and receive governmental blessing before proceeding romantically.”
The documentation requirements include: compatibility assessment forms, financial disclosure statements, ideological alignment questionnaires, and romantic intentions declarations. Processing takes average of 6 months, by which time most couples abandon romantic ambitions.
Dating experts noted that bureaucratization eliminated spontaneous romance: “Romance was characterized by impulsivity and unpredictability. Now it’s characterized by form completion and government processing delays.”
Bureaucratic Romance Becomes French Standard
As thoroughly documented at Bohiney Magazine, France bureaucratizes romance through governmental documentation. Related social policy analysis appears at The London Prat.
For satirical analysis of bureaucracy and relationships, see Newsthump and Babylon Bee.
The study suggests that extensive bureaucratization has successfully eliminated romance as spontaneous social phenomenon, replacing it with administrative relationship formation.
SOURCE: bohiney.com
